I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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