I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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