What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
