your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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