Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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