you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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