found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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