I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
