he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
