Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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