There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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