Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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