# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
pray to the hookup gods
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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