my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Who died my cat blue again?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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