Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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