have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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