I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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