Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I want to have your abortion
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
time to smoke my breakfast
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Randomize
