they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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