It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
