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  I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out

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  why what happened?

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  Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.

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• Mike went soft.

  Submitted by kin_in_in on Feb 13, 14 at 5:13pm

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• Eighty Eight

  Submitted by Eightyeight on Feb 13, 14 at 7:09am

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• Did he squeeze it until the juice ran down your leg?

  Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 13, 14 at 5:35pm

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• Next time, give the bouncer a blow job.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Feb 15, 14 at 3:23am

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  • ...wow

    Submitted by drinkfuckrepeat on Apr 18, 14 at 12:15pm

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• what? you mean 3 inch glass lemon? I am confuse

  Submitted by OMFGItsSamm on Feb 15, 14 at 12:47pm

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• This made me laugh so fucking hard.

  Submitted by daisybear23 on Mar 6, 14 at 4:32am

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• You tried to steal a sign and complaining you got caught? Kids, the whole point is NOT to get kicked out and have the cops called.

  Submitted by Axel5238 on Feb 21, 14 at 12:16am

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• what? you mean 3 inch glass lemon? I am confuse

  Submitted by OMFGItsSamm on Feb 15, 14 at 12:48pm

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