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  Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.

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• Hint: Alcohol doesn't make you shit blood. Get yourself checked out.

  Submitted by Cyrus81585 on Sep 15, 12 at 12:18pm

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• Haha i puked blood at a party last week

  Submitted by ck24 on Sep 15, 12 at 1:00pm

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• By chance did you wake up bent over a park bench with your pants around your ankles?

  Submitted by hogfish on Sep 15, 12 at 2:03pm

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• Correction, alcohol gives you ulcers which in turn make you shit blood.... Lay off the sauce!

  Submitted by karazyboys on Sep 15, 12 at 12:22pm

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• Dude, it is called anal violations. ER or doc's office at the least.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 15, 12 at 8:38pm

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• a real friend would've told op that the bleeding isn't from the booze...

  Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 15, 12 at 12:21pm

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• FYI : alcohol CAN make you either shit or puke blood or both. I have been a gastro. nurse for 15 years, believe me I've seen it many times.

  Submitted by deeleeds on Sep 18, 12 at 6:03am

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