Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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