Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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