Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
She's like a pop up book from hell.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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