Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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