Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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