i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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