I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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