I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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