Its about making memories worth repressing
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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