Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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