so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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