Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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