just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
you made out with another girl for some wings
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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