I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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