um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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