So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
well I can't set my house on fire every night
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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