big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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