Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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