Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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