So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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