She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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