yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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