is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Houston, we have a squirter
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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