I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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