I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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