Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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