thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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