'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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