Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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