im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I love how my cats smell like pot.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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