I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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