Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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