I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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