like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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