Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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